Wanted: Tooth fairy
Another of Dylan's baby teeth came off three days ago and he was surprised when the tooth fairy did not come for it. I was so tired when I came home from work at 2 a.m. that I forgot to take it and replace it with money.
He was quick to report the matter to me when I woke up around midday and even suggested that it was I who had taken the other tooth from under his pillow a week or two ago. It took all of my willpower not to laugh. I told him the tooth fairy was probably busy and will come for his tooth later that night.
He told his daddy the tooth fairy was on the other side of the world and missed his tooth.